Throwback Thursday: A First Paragraph (2019)

If I had known I was going to die today I would have eaten a more exciting breakfast than Cheerios. Okay, so it wasn’t even Cheerios, it was the generic brand. I mean, I even had to eat them with water because the milk had soured. If I had known that it was going to be my last meal, I would have had an array of foods – eggs, bacon, French toast, fruit-filled crepes, you name it. And I would have washed it down with a glass of fresh, ice cold unexpired milk.